Garfield admits raping Hello Kitty
Garfield admitted to raping Hello Kitty this afternoon in court after 21 years of trial. He has been sentenced to 22 years of jail and 23 strokes of the cane. Snoopy, who was also involved in the similar case, was sentenced to 12 years of kennel and 13 strokes of the bone.
Hello Kitty met up with Garfield and Snoopy at MacDonalds, Singapore Politechnic branch, 31 Febuary 1984 at around 12.30p.m. After having a drink till about 1.30p.m., Garfield invited both Hello Kitty and Snoopy to his house at Dover Crescent for some Whiskers and Caesers. It was there where Snoopy and Garfield took off Hello Kitty's clothes and Garfield raped her.
Snoopy is now also under additional charges of raping Odie and having sex with a minor (Odie).
Garfield's owner, Jon, broke down upon the sentence and declined to comment after the trial.
Hello Kitty's husband, Hello Daniel, said, 'aiya , you know one la. Sooner or later they're going to throw him out of jail cos they dun have enough food to feed him.'
Hello Kitty met up with Garfield and Snoopy at MacDonalds, Singapore Politechnic branch, 31 Febuary 1984 at around 12.30p.m. After having a drink till about 1.30p.m., Garfield invited both Hello Kitty and Snoopy to his house at Dover Crescent for some Whiskers and Caesers. It was there where Snoopy and Garfield took off Hello Kitty's clothes and Garfield raped her.
Snoopy is now also under additional charges of raping Odie and having sex with a minor (Odie).
Garfield's owner, Jon, broke down upon the sentence and declined to comment after the trial.
Hello Kitty's husband, Hello Daniel, said, 'aiya , you know one la. Sooner or later they're going to throw him out of jail cos they dun have enough food to feed him.'
Reported by ABC news at 4:08 AM
2 Comments:
er.. Hello Kitty's husband is Dear Daniel.. hee
lol!
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