Rocksen and Xialan Xue Married?!

Xialan Xue and Rocksen are officially engaged today!

Asked why the sudden marriage, Rocksen said, 'fuck la, you know one la! shotgun! KNNBCCB!'

"Wandy la! The other day we go riding bicycle, end up her riding my horse! I see her take off her clothes my horse sedia long long hard hard! The other day go zoukout, this time really going to zoukout already!"

"Anyway quickly marry also good. Don't want later Xialan Xue body big big then very xia suay."

Many of Rocksen and Xialan Xue's relatives turned up for the registration at the Singapore Ask Permission for Marriage Dept (SAPMP).

We asked Xialan Xue what made her so horny that she had to do it with Rocksen. She claimed that it was because she was wearing skimpy clothes when she went out with Rocksen for a bike ride that day.

“Rocksen said I deserved to be molested because I wanted to attract attention by wearing skimpy clothes. So I grabbed his balls and pulled them. Then I told him he deserved it cos he has balls.”

“Well, in the end, you know…”