Local - Mouse Found Dead

A mouse was found hung dead at her house at 6.15a.m. this morning.

Mini was found to be lifelessly hanging when her neighbours walked passed her house. The latter immediately called the police and then sent her to the hospital, but she had been dead for days.

The police take this case as a suicide. No foul play has been suspected, otherwise a yellow card will be issued.

Her ex-husband, Miky Mouse, was shocked when he received the news.

"I have not seen her for months already. Its indeed sad news."

Mini's only good friend, Doneld Dark, had no idea why she have suicided.

"Blame that Miky. Cos' Miky became gay and ran away with Jerry. Mini thought she had lost sex appeal and was very sad. Likely this have to be the case."

Anyone who know anything please e-mail the poolis at jiayong05@gmail.com. The poolis MIGHT give away a Nizzn Zunny. Who knows?

Here the picture of Mini's suicide.

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