Weather forecast
4 Jan 2006 Weather forecast
The northern and southern part of Singapore will be snowing in the late afternoon and evening. Residents in the eastern and southern part are recommended not to leave their house as there will be a strong hailstorm coming throughout the day. All are advised to put up SARS (Singapore’s Anti-Rain System) at home to prevent their cactus from drowning and rotting.
If you’re going central, do remember to bring along your coffin and prepare your will before you leave the house. Expect snow, hailstorm, strong wind, uprooted trees, flying cars, super sheeps and UFOs. Do look out for cats and dogs if it starts to rain.
Our weather girl for the month suggests not wearing anything especially for pretty girls. “This is because if you’re going out with clothes, your clothes are going to ripped away so you might as well go out naked.”
p.s. NEW NEWS RELEASE: watch out for shooting stars, meteors and apples from the newton trees. One girl just saw stars after hit by a shooting star.
WEATHER GIRL FOR THE MONTH
The northern and southern part of Singapore will be snowing in the late afternoon and evening. Residents in the eastern and southern part are recommended not to leave their house as there will be a strong hailstorm coming throughout the day. All are advised to put up SARS (Singapore’s Anti-Rain System) at home to prevent their cactus from drowning and rotting.
If you’re going central, do remember to bring along your coffin and prepare your will before you leave the house. Expect snow, hailstorm, strong wind, uprooted trees, flying cars, super sheeps and UFOs. Do look out for cats and dogs if it starts to rain.
Our weather girl for the month suggests not wearing anything especially for pretty girls. “This is because if you’re going out with clothes, your clothes are going to ripped away so you might as well go out naked.”
p.s. NEW NEWS RELEASE: watch out for shooting stars, meteors and apples from the newton trees. One girl just saw stars after hit by a shooting star.
WEATHER GIRL FOR THE MONTH
Reported by ABC news at 9:58 PM
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