Top Ten Gainers For Year 2005
Top Ten Gainers For Year 2005
1. Nabei Kanina Fuck! (N.K.F!)
2. MACdoneld’s (Subsidiary of Half-eaten-Apple)
3. Nizzan Corporation
4. Bang Bus Corporation Pte Ltd (BBC Pte Ltd)
5. Limited Creativity Pte Ltd
6. Gigantichard (Member of Anti-Mikrosoft association)
7. Transsexual Identity Board of Singapore (T.I.B.S)
8. Hell Computers and Laptops
9. O²
10. Sexy Butch Services (S.B.S)
1. As many already know, N.K.F is of course at the top, needless for much explanation. With a gold tap and gold toilet bowl, it would not be any surprising if when gold water (lion beer?) and gold shit appears.
2. The hot sell uPOD video has already claimed number one many of our hearts. Free Unhappy Meal with every uPOD skin. Who can resist such an offer?
3. The Nizzan Zunny has been selling out fast in the last quarter of 2005. The introduction of the 3 quizzes by ABC news has certainly brought up the sales, says the sales manager of Nizzan Corp.
4. Sales of uPOD has certainly brought the porn industry to greater heights, with watching of porn fast becoming one of the favourites among the young people. Bang Bus movies are certainly a hit, even till now.
5. The introduction of Limited Creativity Zan Micro Photo has certainly brought the sales of Limited Creativity to greater heights. However the existence of uPOD Photo and uPOD video will always mean a threat to Unlimited Creativity. Needless to say Jiayong Pte Ltd’s new ATM.
6. It is no surprise that Gigantichard Corp has been in the top ten for years already with the introduction of Doors XP. Damn Gill Bates.
7. With the production of porn unable to meet the needs of the people, our boys now have turned to even cheaper alternatives than the girls in Geylang. Large groups of Trans have been introduced at Changi in the third quarter and expected to be a hit till 5 years later.
8. The established Hell Computers and Laptops have surprisingly overtaken MP for the first time in history. This might be due to the changing of names…..
9. O² mini has been must for road warriors in year 2005. However the introduction of ATM means a big threat.
10. S.B.S has introduced a new hanky panky service for lesbians. A crazy hit since the first quarter of 2005 and doesn’t seem to be stopping.
Reported by: Mrs Cheow Kia Su
1. Nabei Kanina Fuck! (N.K.F!)
2. MACdoneld’s (Subsidiary of Half-eaten-Apple)
3. Nizzan Corporation
4. Bang Bus Corporation Pte Ltd (BBC Pte Ltd)
5. Limited Creativity Pte Ltd
6. Gigantichard (Member of Anti-Mikrosoft association)
7. Transsexual Identity Board of Singapore (T.I.B.S)
8. Hell Computers and Laptops
9. O²
10. Sexy Butch Services (S.B.S)
1. As many already know, N.K.F is of course at the top, needless for much explanation. With a gold tap and gold toilet bowl, it would not be any surprising if when gold water (lion beer?) and gold shit appears.
2. The hot sell uPOD video has already claimed number one many of our hearts. Free Unhappy Meal with every uPOD skin. Who can resist such an offer?
3. The Nizzan Zunny has been selling out fast in the last quarter of 2005. The introduction of the 3 quizzes by ABC news has certainly brought up the sales, says the sales manager of Nizzan Corp.
4. Sales of uPOD has certainly brought the porn industry to greater heights, with watching of porn fast becoming one of the favourites among the young people. Bang Bus movies are certainly a hit, even till now.
5. The introduction of Limited Creativity Zan Micro Photo has certainly brought the sales of Limited Creativity to greater heights. However the existence of uPOD Photo and uPOD video will always mean a threat to Unlimited Creativity. Needless to say Jiayong Pte Ltd’s new ATM.
6. It is no surprise that Gigantichard Corp has been in the top ten for years already with the introduction of Doors XP. Damn Gill Bates.
7. With the production of porn unable to meet the needs of the people, our boys now have turned to even cheaper alternatives than the girls in Geylang. Large groups of Trans have been introduced at Changi in the third quarter and expected to be a hit till 5 years later.
8. The established Hell Computers and Laptops have surprisingly overtaken MP for the first time in history. This might be due to the changing of names…..
9. O² mini has been must for road warriors in year 2005. However the introduction of ATM means a big threat.
10. S.B.S has introduced a new hanky panky service for lesbians. A crazy hit since the first quarter of 2005 and doesn’t seem to be stopping.
Reported by: Mrs Cheow Kia Su
Reported by ABC news at 9:30 PM
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