Local – Ministry of All-Out-Defend Gets Sued
Thousands gathered outside the main office of Ministry of All-Out-Defend as the latter’s new television advertisement failed to convince racism, and instead added oil to the fire following Europe’s furry over the hentai incident of Professor Mohahahahamad.
The television advertisement saw black cows shitting on or eating up the grass before the white cows could eat the grass. The white cows did not like the black cows and left the ground, which after a lion attacked both black cows and white cows. The cows rallied and succeeded in throwing the lion into prison.
These thousands were supposedly belonging to the black cow group, which requires no further explanation. Their cries were ‘WE DO NOT SHIT” as well as “WE ARE NO PLANT EATERS”.
The protestors flung stones at the building and painted graffiti on the walls, including shit and Professor Mohahahahamad, not forgetting to mention pornography. Few hundreds left the protests as they became too horny. The national flag was also ignited in flames and raised while the protestors stood still and sung the national anthem and recited the pledge.
After the pledge, Minister of All-Out-Defence made his entrance on a national car, made a national trip around the national stadium and gave a national speech, followed by the usual exciting fireworks and fancy dances which marked the end of the celebrations.
The protestants tried to continue their protests, but the poolis were already doing their job, injuring more than 600 people and killing over 700. The protests are still going on, and ABC will keep you updated on the event as soon as possible.
The television advertisement saw black cows shitting on or eating up the grass before the white cows could eat the grass. The white cows did not like the black cows and left the ground, which after a lion attacked both black cows and white cows. The cows rallied and succeeded in throwing the lion into prison.
These thousands were supposedly belonging to the black cow group, which requires no further explanation. Their cries were ‘WE DO NOT SHIT” as well as “WE ARE NO PLANT EATERS”.
The protestors flung stones at the building and painted graffiti on the walls, including shit and Professor Mohahahahamad, not forgetting to mention pornography. Few hundreds left the protests as they became too horny. The national flag was also ignited in flames and raised while the protestors stood still and sung the national anthem and recited the pledge.
After the pledge, Minister of All-Out-Defence made his entrance on a national car, made a national trip around the national stadium and gave a national speech, followed by the usual exciting fireworks and fancy dances which marked the end of the celebrations.
The protestants tried to continue their protests, but the poolis were already doing their job, injuring more than 600 people and killing over 700. The protests are still going on, and ABC will keep you updated on the event as soon as possible.
Reported by ABC news at 8:03 PM
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