Preview: Singapore vs Denmark
SPORTS PREVIEW – SINGAPORE vs DENMARK
The lions will face World Cup familiars Denmark at the National Kallang Stadium tomorrow evening.
After much analysis, we have come up with the conclusion that to heat the Denmarks to surrender will be the only way that Singapore will achieve success.
New national coach Tan Kee Gan said that he is very confident that the boys will make the Denmarks put in their best for tomorrow’s match. Tan, who has taken over the helm 1 day ago, said that the Denmarks will send in their second team and the Lions are likely to beat them.
“Furthermore the weather in Singapore is so hot, I think they will die even before the kick off,” said Tan.
“Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!” Tan continued.
“Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!” Tan exclaimed.
Unable to stop laughing evilly, Tan lost himself for almost thirty minutes during the hour long press conference.
“Hohohohohohohohohohoho!!” Tan cried.
“Merry Christmas!!” he added while giving out presents to the camera man.
Top goal poacher Teary Henry who just migrated from England Premiere Liga top flying team Arseanal was in tears after Tan’s speech.
“Look at him,” he cried, “how are we going to win Denmark like that?”
Henry was replaced at the match of Singapore vs Brazil at the World Cup where Singapore won 1-0. Henry was unstoppable in tears after he assisted Steven Tang for the winning goal.
Prediction: Singapore 3 : -1 Denmark
Reported by Mr. Kang Tao
The lions will face World Cup familiars Denmark at the National Kallang Stadium tomorrow evening.
After much analysis, we have come up with the conclusion that to heat the Denmarks to surrender will be the only way that Singapore will achieve success.
New national coach Tan Kee Gan said that he is very confident that the boys will make the Denmarks put in their best for tomorrow’s match. Tan, who has taken over the helm 1 day ago, said that the Denmarks will send in their second team and the Lions are likely to beat them.
“Furthermore the weather in Singapore is so hot, I think they will die even before the kick off,” said Tan.
“Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!” Tan continued.
“Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!” Tan exclaimed.
Unable to stop laughing evilly, Tan lost himself for almost thirty minutes during the hour long press conference.
“Hohohohohohohohohohoho!!” Tan cried.
“Merry Christmas!!” he added while giving out presents to the camera man.
Top goal poacher Teary Henry who just migrated from England Premiere Liga top flying team Arseanal was in tears after Tan’s speech.
“Look at him,” he cried, “how are we going to win Denmark like that?”
Henry was replaced at the match of Singapore vs Brazil at the World Cup where Singapore won 1-0. Henry was unstoppable in tears after he assisted Steven Tang for the winning goal.
Prediction: Singapore 3 : -1 Denmark
Reported by Mr. Kang Tao
Reported by ABC news at 12:19 AM
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