Local – Gay Boys Strike Again at the Crazy Horse Awards

Our very own Singapourian young stars Jesus Cheow, Veron Tay, iPok Quek and Emo Neo has done it again in the Crazy Horse Awards once again, sweeping the following awards at the second year of their entry in the Crazy Horse Awards.

Best Porn – Fing in a Circle Line, Clockwise
Best Gay Action – Fing in a Circle Line, Clockwise
Best Gay Hardcore – Fing in a Circle Line, Clockwise
Best Gay Mediumcore – Fing in a Circle Line, Clockwise
Best Gay Softcore – Fing the Other Way Round, Anti-clockwise
Best Gay Coreless – The Eunuch
Best BDSM Scene - Fing in a Circle Line
Best Kissing Scene – Veron Tay and Jesus Cheow
Best Gay Twosome – Veron Tay and Jesus Cheow
Best Gay Threesome - Veron Tay, Jesus Cheow and Emo Neo
Best Gay Foursome – Veron Tay, Jesus Cheow, Emo Neo and iPoke Quek
Best Body – Jesus Cheow
Best Male Lead Gay Porn Star – Emo Neo
Best Support Male Gay Porn Star – iPoke Quek
Best Male Voiceover – iPoke Quek
Best New Gay Incomer – OT Khoo

The Crazy Horse Awards were created by the world renown famous Rocksen from rocksen.blogspot.com to glorify the craziest horses in Asia whom have excelled in their area throughout the year.

Our boys, who have dominated these awards for more than 5 years, were emotionless at winning the awards.

“Yawnz,” commented iPoke Quek, more affectionately known as Mr. Sleep, “yawnz yawnz yawnz yawnz yawnz yawnz.”

For those who do not understand iPoke Quek’s sleep language, we have specially decoded the message for you.

“To open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom, to open the mouth wide with a deep inhalation, usually involuntarily from drowsiness, fatigue, or boredom.”

This year’s Best New Gay Incomer OT Khoo was surprised and delighted when his name was announced for the award.
P.S. This does not mean he is not delighted after that.

“Rather surprised, but I’m glad I worked OT everyday to practice my skills. I believe this lead me to receive the Best New Gay Incomer Award,” OT said. He turned gay just two months ago but impressed the judges with his two months of hard work.

“It’s too easy,” Jesus said on the press conference, "we were hoping for challenges from greats like Pasta Tan but he's straight."

"He's just so not crooked," Emo Neo added.

ABC team hereby wishes them luck for their future endeavours, as well as their next lives.