Politics – OT Khoo Gets Bombed at Speech
A minor explosion took place last evening at Geylang Lorong 8 at around 8pm when OT Khoo from the Hardworking Party while he was giving a speech in bid for the constituency.
More than 100 naked prostitutes were thrown off their feet as the time bomb set off, leaving none but OT alive.
‘5 years back when I set up my stage to give a speech they set worms in, rotting the planks which caused me to fall in and be hospitalized,’ OT Khoo angrily commented in his bed at the Mt. Eliz hospital, ‘now they killed all the prostitutes. How am I going to win votes without these girls?!’
The ‘they’ that OT Khoo had supposedly referred to is most likely the xPAPx – Purely Another Party, led by Lee Hey You and his son Loanshark Lee Ah Long.
It is also well known that this notorious party refused to issue permissions to allow other parties, like the Hardworking Party led by OT Khoo and the most anti-xPAPx organisation – NPA (No Parties Allowed), to erect a stage and hold speeches.
Asking what were Khoo’s later plans, Khoo said that he will think up of foolproof plans in order to win a seat in the constituency.
“You just wait, “Khoo said, “just wait.. long long”
More than 100 naked prostitutes were thrown off their feet as the time bomb set off, leaving none but OT alive.
‘5 years back when I set up my stage to give a speech they set worms in, rotting the planks which caused me to fall in and be hospitalized,’ OT Khoo angrily commented in his bed at the Mt. Eliz hospital, ‘now they killed all the prostitutes. How am I going to win votes without these girls?!’
The ‘they’ that OT Khoo had supposedly referred to is most likely the xPAPx – Purely Another Party, led by Lee Hey You and his son Loanshark Lee Ah Long.
It is also well known that this notorious party refused to issue permissions to allow other parties, like the Hardworking Party led by OT Khoo and the most anti-xPAPx organisation – NPA (No Parties Allowed), to erect a stage and hold speeches.
Asking what were Khoo’s later plans, Khoo said that he will think up of foolproof plans in order to win a seat in the constituency.
“You just wait, “Khoo said, “just wait.. long long”
Reported by ABC news at 8:04 PM
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