Top Ten Pick-Up Lines guys should use in a pub (not in any order)
10. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
9. (Walk up to the girl and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an
illusion!.
8. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
7. Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
6. You've been a bad girl. Now go to my room!
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
3. Hi do you have a boyfriend. (Yes) Well, do you want another one?
2. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
1. Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
-submitted by the mysterious khoo-
Note From the Editor: Well, I guess I just love number 3.
9. (Walk up to the girl and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an
illusion!.
8. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
7. Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
6. You've been a bad girl. Now go to my room!
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
3. Hi do you have a boyfriend. (Yes) Well, do you want another one?
2. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
1. Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
-submitted by the mysterious khoo-
Note From the Editor: Well, I guess I just love number 3.

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