Lifeless Section - The Doctor is IN

In this week’s The Doctor is IN, our doctor is out. Therefore we have invited our Editor to answer some of our reader’s concerns.

Qn: Doctor, I have a strange problem. My feet smells and my nose runs. What can I do about it?

Ans: You sound perfectly fine to me, son. Just rest well and wash your feet more often.

Qn: Doctor, my menses have not been coming for a month already or so. Do you know what is going on?

Ans: I know, but I’m not telling you.

Qn: Doctor, my name is Rose Mary. I am giving birth soon. What will happen during giving birth? I’m so afraid.

Ans: Don’t worry. I’ll just be taking Singapour Airlines and going to KL. Please do not be concerned what I will be doing there. The plane and I will be fine, thank you.

Qn: Doctor, I’m 16 years old this year. My height and weight are normal and I do not have any health problems. However, I have a very small penis compared to my friends, almost like a peanut vs elephant. They laugh at me frequently about this. Can I do anything about this?

Ans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Well.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Qn: Doctor, my headache is killing me. What can I do?

Ans: Cure your headache or be killed

Qn: My face is growing more and more pimples. I tried pimple creams and they didn’t help. What can I do?

Ans: I heard that protein based facial creams helps a lot. You should try it sometime.

Note from the Editor: ok, this will be it for this week. All are welcome to e-mail questions related to jiayong05@gmail.com where our doctor will answer your questions for you.