LOCAL – ANGRY INTERN KILLS OLD HAG

An angry intern killed an old hag last afternoon, following up an incident where the old hag became unreasonable and said *toot* to the intern.

The intern, a 20 years old Chinese boy, stabbed the old unreasonable hag in the chest with a knife, spilling her heart and lungs all over the carpet floor. The old hag was killed on the spot, reasonable considering she was old and was a hag. Later, 200 dark chocolates came in and raped the old hag’s body. 200 of them had a go at the body, but no one reached climax considering the old hag was old and was a hag. Furthermore she was not sexy.

Colleagues reported the intern not handing in what the old hag was expecting, or rather the old hag caught a cold and just came back from a meeting, therefore sick and tired when the intern approached her. The old hag was very impatient and said *toot*, causing the intern to go to the kitchen, get a knife and stab her.

Following the frag, the intern made escape through the front door, with calls of ‘nice shot’, ‘good game’ and wheet’ flooding the room. The intern now has 10 frags and 0 deaths under his account.

This is local’s fifth death this month.