Evening News 27/2/2006
TURKEYS CONTACT WITH BIRD FLU
The president of Federation of Chicky Kingdom (FCK) announced that Turkey is under hit of the destructive Bird Flu yesterday.
However, it is still unclear whether the Turkey referred to the bird Turkey, the country Turkey, or Turkeys in Turkey has contacted bird flu. All are advised that bird species are unsafe to eat.
The president of FCK also mentioned that, “for all who are desperate to eat aviary, they are advised to eat only penguins and UFOs”.
QUIZ
And the answer to the last quiz is here! What did iPOKE Quek say to the doctor?
“Doctor, I’m sick of my work.”
Next question:
Which part of your body do you use to drive?
This week’s prize – a packet of wet tissues worth Ed$100000.
Please submit your answers to jiayong05@gmail.com, accompanied by your address, e-mail and NIRC. Results will be announced as and when the Editor feels like it. No complains are allowed to be made.
KILLER ARRESTED
Runaway killer, namely Cockeye Long, was arrested this morning in his hotel room in Maleysia yesterday.
The Maleysian Poolis and Singapour Poolis have joined forces in order to track this killer down. They broke into his hotel room at around 12am, to find him having sex with 98 years old Singapourian man Pa Jiao Bang.
Cockeye Long was caught surprised and immediately tried to escape. He dropped his penis on the floor which wriggled vigourously on the floor. The Poolis were surprised and watched the penis wriggle.
Long climbed out of the window, jumping down from the 9413th floor in a desperate attempt to escape. He landed safely on the 1st floor unscathed and quickly made his way out of the premises.
Apparently, he recalled his penis that he had left behind in the hotel room. Witnesses saw him getting into his car and coming out as soon as he got in.
Fortunately/unfortunately, the Poolis were waiting for him back at his room and arrested Cockeye Long.
The president of Federation of Chicky Kingdom (FCK) announced that Turkey is under hit of the destructive Bird Flu yesterday.
However, it is still unclear whether the Turkey referred to the bird Turkey, the country Turkey, or Turkeys in Turkey has contacted bird flu. All are advised that bird species are unsafe to eat.
The president of FCK also mentioned that, “for all who are desperate to eat aviary, they are advised to eat only penguins and UFOs”.
QUIZ
And the answer to the last quiz is here! What did iPOKE Quek say to the doctor?
“Doctor, I’m sick of my work.”
Next question:
Which part of your body do you use to drive?
This week’s prize – a packet of wet tissues worth Ed$100000.
Please submit your answers to jiayong05@gmail.com, accompanied by your address, e-mail and NIRC. Results will be announced as and when the Editor feels like it. No complains are allowed to be made.
KILLER ARRESTED
Runaway killer, namely Cockeye Long, was arrested this morning in his hotel room in Maleysia yesterday.
The Maleysian Poolis and Singapour Poolis have joined forces in order to track this killer down. They broke into his hotel room at around 12am, to find him having sex with 98 years old Singapourian man Pa Jiao Bang.
Cockeye Long was caught surprised and immediately tried to escape. He dropped his penis on the floor which wriggled vigourously on the floor. The Poolis were surprised and watched the penis wriggle.
Long climbed out of the window, jumping down from the 9413th floor in a desperate attempt to escape. He landed safely on the 1st floor unscathed and quickly made his way out of the premises.
Apparently, he recalled his penis that he had left behind in the hotel room. Witnesses saw him getting into his car and coming out as soon as he got in.
Fortunately/unfortunately, the Poolis were waiting for him back at his room and arrested Cockeye Long.
Reported by ABC news at 1:02 AM
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