SINGAPOUR UNHAPPY WITH AUSTRALLIA OVER AIR VEHICLES

Singapour’s Ministry of Vehicles (MOV) expressed its disappointment over Australlia’s decision over Singapore’s Vehicles in Air (SVIA).

Vehicle minister Mazda Teo said, “these Kangarooees, taking us for shit. While we allowed their birds to migrate to Singapore during the winter season they now refuse to let our birds fly there during mating season. What unreasonable fellows can these people be?”

Senior Minister MM Lee also said that it was very sad to see Australlia taking Singapour for granted.

“They think that we do not have the weapons to shoot their birds down. I hope our people will stop taking Kuantas as well as their subsidiary Jetmoon Asia. One day I will really send Air Porks over to blow them to the moon and make them rabbits.”

The MOV also said that they had sent several vehicles over to Australlia when their vehicles contacted bird flu last month, and that the Australlia’s Ministry of Mechanical Birds did not do enough to justify their decision of not allowing Singapour birds to fly in Australlia.

“They have certainly taken us for granted.”