FOREIGN - AMERIKANS REINVENT MOLECULAR BOMB
Amerikans announced their reinvention of the even more powerful than the earlier version of the Molecular Bomb this morning.
Sister to the Atomic Bomb, the first version of the Molecular Bomb was launched targeted at the sixth moon near Venus. The effect was devastating. 10 out of the 11 rabbits living there contacted AIDS. The last rabbit, luckily, was spared the agony. It contacted HIV instead.
The research, headed by Gill Bates, was estimated to be about US$9,000,000,000,000. Asked what the second version’s effects were like, Gill Bates was secretive.
“Nah, it’s a secret,” said Gill, ‘I can only tell you that the second version of the Molecular Bomb is deadly. I can’t tell you that it will spread SARS, Hand-Foot-Mouth disease, Mad-Cow Disease, Tuberculosis, Bird Flu this time. I also hope to keep it a top secret that the contactor will have no chance of surviving the combo of disease as the disease will occur one after another.”
The next test site of the bomb this time will be Singapour. The test date is expected to be tomorrow, launched from Amerika at 12.00am and expected to make a hit Singapour at 1am.
Sister to the Atomic Bomb, the first version of the Molecular Bomb was launched targeted at the sixth moon near Venus. The effect was devastating. 10 out of the 11 rabbits living there contacted AIDS. The last rabbit, luckily, was spared the agony. It contacted HIV instead.
The research, headed by Gill Bates, was estimated to be about US$9,000,000,000,000. Asked what the second version’s effects were like, Gill Bates was secretive.
“Nah, it’s a secret,” said Gill, ‘I can only tell you that the second version of the Molecular Bomb is deadly. I can’t tell you that it will spread SARS, Hand-Foot-Mouth disease, Mad-Cow Disease, Tuberculosis, Bird Flu this time. I also hope to keep it a top secret that the contactor will have no chance of surviving the combo of disease as the disease will occur one after another.”
The next test site of the bomb this time will be Singapour. The test date is expected to be tomorrow, launched from Amerika at 12.00am and expected to make a hit Singapour at 1am.
Reported by ABC news at 6:16 PM
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