FOREIGN – SUPERMEN KILLED IN ACCIDENT
A sad day for Old York as millions witnessed Supermen falling from 1000km high to their deaths.
At around 10am in the morning, 10 Supermen were flying in the sky scouting for birds which might have caught the bird flu. Just then, the SuperXYZ Brand Ultrasonic Rocket was launched into the sky, hitting 1 Superman in the critical area, scoring a critical hit and 6000points. The rocket immediately exploded, killing more than 100000 birds and the 10 Supermen whom plummeted and landed to their death near the Statue of Editor.
No foul play was suspected. Witnesses please e-mail the Editor or Poolis.
At around 10am in the morning, 10 Supermen were flying in the sky scouting for birds which might have caught the bird flu. Just then, the SuperXYZ Brand Ultrasonic Rocket was launched into the sky, hitting 1 Superman in the critical area, scoring a critical hit and 6000points. The rocket immediately exploded, killing more than 100000 birds and the 10 Supermen whom plummeted and landed to their death near the Statue of Editor.
No foul play was suspected. Witnesses please e-mail the Editor or Poolis.
Reported by ABC news at 11:28 PM
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