Thursday, March 02, 2006

MARCH 2, 2006 EVENING NEWS

WHITE HOME CATCHES FIRE reported by Editor Tan

White Home caught fire this morning at about 3am while everyone was still asleep, killing more than 30 and injuring more than 50.

It appeared that ‘Death’ from Initial Destination 3(not Initial D) had come back for Georgy Bush after he escaped from a roller coaster death that evening.

Female lead in Bill Please’s sexual scandal few years back, London Hilton, was making her way to White Home supposedly to see Georgy Bush. Upon reaching White Home she noticed the widespread fire and immediately called the police.

According to Hilton, she ran into White Home and made love with Georgy Bush and made their way out before the fire overwhelmed them.

A black box caught a video of the two lovers in action. In this 10 minute long clip, Bush continually shouted: I’m hot! I’m hot!

Bush was badly injured as he was exceptionally weak against fire. The Amerikan president suffered more than 10000 badly burnt leaves and more than 100 broken twigs.

Firemen arrived in about an hour or so and went straight into action. However, upon releasing the liquid in their tank had they found out the vehicle was ABC news corp’s mobile petrol tank. The former quickly made their way back to the station and changed the vehicle.

White Home suffered severe damage. It is currently under repairs and renamed Black Home.

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