Editor Tan Caught In Sex Scandal. Reported by Sexy Gal

Editor Tan from newtonight.blogspot.com was caught in a sex scandal yesterday. The news arrived as a shocking news to his boss at Ambushed, the pasta bar, as well as the Editor himself.

The witness, suspected to be a man in his late twenties, called up Stan Ng whom unfortunately did not pick up the call but read the voice message. The message claimed that Editor was rubbing his private parts in the toilet and offering sexual services to the toilet patrons.

Stan Ng received the voice mail last evening, which in the same afternoon a man with the same description above had came to the pasta bar, requesting for the boss' name card.

Download the exclusive clip here. You'll need Quicktime to be able to hear, otherwise a AMR player.

http://www.filefactory.com/get/f.php?f=8fffaea56947903240c7bdc9

"I would like to make a complain har, Ambushed pasta located at Takashhhiiiimaya basement arh, one of the service staff, ....... a server, is rubbing his private parts in the toilet, and asking for sex service to ................. I just let you all know. He is fat and wearing a spec. ....................................................................................."

Legend: ........ - cannot make out what he is saying.

The Editor now is in the prison and will not be back until the case is closed.

Half Naked Girl

The other day while I was working, I noticed this pretty female customer wearing a tube top sitting behind some of our kitchen equipments. Her tube was covered by the kitchen equipments, so the view from the kitchen could only reveal the bare shoulders but not the tube. Looks something like this:



So I told my boss: eh boss, naked girl!

Silence..........................................

5 minutes later, her food was served, and she moved a seat away.

And looks something like this:

My boss told me: Darren see, a half-naked girl.

MARCH 2, 2006 EVENING NEWS

WHITE HOME CATCHES FIRE reported by Editor Tan

White Home caught fire this morning at about 3am while everyone was still asleep, killing more than 30 and injuring more than 50.

It appeared that ‘Death’ from Initial Destination 3(not Initial D) had come back for Georgy Bush after he escaped from a roller coaster death that evening.

Female lead in Bill Please’s sexual scandal few years back, London Hilton, was making her way to White Home supposedly to see Georgy Bush. Upon reaching White Home she noticed the widespread fire and immediately called the police.

According to Hilton, she ran into White Home and made love with Georgy Bush and made their way out before the fire overwhelmed them.

A black box caught a video of the two lovers in action. In this 10 minute long clip, Bush continually shouted: I’m hot! I’m hot!

Bush was badly injured as he was exceptionally weak against fire. The Amerikan president suffered more than 10000 badly burnt leaves and more than 100 broken twigs.

Firemen arrived in about an hour or so and went straight into action. However, upon releasing the liquid in their tank had they found out the vehicle was ABC news corp’s mobile petrol tank. The former quickly made their way back to the station and changed the vehicle.

White Home suffered severe damage. It is currently under repairs and renamed Black Home.